I’m afraid if I toss a can of soda over my shoulder, it will fly over a bush and land on some dead white woman’s head, with my fingerprints on the can. Now I’m the Pepsi Cola Rapist—’cause I’m lazy.
Patrice O’Neal (via kingjaffejoffer)
Patrice O’Neal was on the cusp of morphing into a brilliant black comic. So unfortunate he passed before obtaining super-stardom.